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Thought of the day

If you were going to go to a concert to meet up with some guys to do illicit things, would you take your momma? Because this lady sitting in front of Toma and Gretchen tonight was so excited telling us all about how her daughter was backstage and she didn't know the guys' names and they always called her to come see them when they were nearby and blah blah blah, and we all really wanted to look at her and say, "Lady, you do realize that your daughter's a road whore, right?"

But we were nice and we didn't. I've seen lots of gals exchange favors the last few days, but I don't think any of the others brought their mamas.

Of course, this lady was nice and wasn't like the gals who offer their young daughters up like a prize to the guys. I guess those girls take their mamas too.

God help us all. I just can't even imagine that. None of it, really...

posted by Laura at 1:16 AM