Joke too good not to share...
I think some of the folks who read this will get a real kick out of this joke my friend Helen just e-mailed me.A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the
young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at
night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the
young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old
granddaughter drinks.And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
posted by Laura at
2:04 PM
2 comment(s):
That sounds like a plan for 12 years from now when Brianna is 16.
By
rosalie, at
2/01/2006 11:23 PM
See...half joke, half public service announcement.
By
Laura, at
2/01/2006 11:30 PM
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