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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

In Other Detroit News...

I had heard from several folks back in Detroit that they'd seen Jack White and new wife Karen Elson and they'd seemed very happy. I guess they are spending quite a bit of time there when Jack's not off touring the world. That's very cool. It's always nifty to figure out where Detroit's celebrities might show up next. You look over at a stoplight in Southfield and there's Eminem's ex-wife Kim Mathers. A late-Friday-night drive might turn up Tim Allen pulled over on the side of the road for a DUI. Maybe you see a very orange self-tanned Bill Bonds having a croissant in front of a cafe in Birmingham. My favorite was seeing Aretha Franklin in the Kroger at Maple and Telegraph. You just never know who you'll run into.

Apparently if you were at the Masonic Temple last weekend you could've seen Jack White. And while he was there, he gathered family and friends to tell them that he and his new bride are expecting a bundle of joy. While it's definitely an interesting twist in the saga of recent months, it sounds like Jack has finally found happiness and is settling down. I'm sure Renee Zellweger is sitting at home even more pissed off than usual. I wonder if she's the only one?

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