In honor of St. Patrick's Day...
It's a limerick.Melissa and I went out to have fried pickles and booze in honor of St Patrick's Day.
For weeks now, I had the beginnings of a limerick, but I didn't know where to go with it.
In the tradition of all good, drunken, Irish limericks, it's a tad bit dirty.
There once was a boy from Memphis
Whose comments were stupid and witless.
He's ignorant and dumb
and he never makes me cum,
and I'd kill him if there wasn't a witness.
Song of the day: "Stupid Boy" sung by Keith Urban and written by my friend Sarah. Totally unrelated, by the way. Ha ha.
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