Does anybody read these?

Dear A#@hole,

I don't normally give people the satisfaction of getting their own post on my blog when they upset me. But this isn't a normal circumstance. And this is the last word, so you need to shush. And really, you should just walk away after you read this. It's super pathetic to stalk someone on the Internet after they've moved on. And if I hadn't before this morning, well I have now.

You posted anonymously on here, apparently thinking I wasn't smart enough to figure out who you were. But the person who posted was from California, and I know two people in California. Since the other one is at work and doesn't have access to a computer there, well, I didn't have to be Albert Einstein.

Cute use of the teen slang and spelling errors to throw me off your track. You are just proving what I have suspected for a while: You're at least a little sociopathic.

What I don't know is how you found out that about my business, because I only told three people in the world, and your busy-body ass definitely wasn't one of them. So, this means I have to put more people in time out. I hate that.

Anyhow, this is done. I am not fighting with you, because you are not worth oxygen. You are just an annoyance, like when someone steps in dog shit. So, I am going to wipe my shoe and move on.

I suggest you try to do the same.

posted by Laura at 10:56 AM